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Altaria Hates TPCi (Script for Possible Comic)Altaria Hates TPCiAltaria Hates TPCi (Script for Possible Comic) by Karasu-96
It was a nice and clear day at the rocky mountains, though a Slugma is rushing through one of the areas and catches up to a Porygon2 and a Gabite.
Slugma: You guys, TPCi has once again replaced another great voice actor!
Porygon2: Wow, they had to do it again, huh?
Gabite: These guys have to improve on making decisions.
???: YEAH! THOSE GUYS SHOULD’VE BURNED DOWN UNTIL THEIR BODIES TURN INTO ASHES!
Porygon2: Wait, who said tha- *looks up into the sky* Oh, dear lord, not now.
An Altaria appears right above the three Pokemon.
Porygon2: H-hey, Altaria. What’s up?
Altaria: NOT MUCH! SO, ARE WE GOING TO START THE TPCI CRTICISM OR WHAT?!
Slugma: Hey, listen Altaria. Why not let us do the criticizing for now, and you go out and do, uh… Altaria stuff, like providing natural care for our neighbors and preventing harsh weather conditions from plaguing our homes. Huh, what do